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Eshay
Usually white skinny males who like to think they are " Roadmen" or "Gangsters".
Usually walk around in polo shirts or puffer jackets, baggy shorts or tracksuit pants, Nike TNs or ankther type of air force shoe and usually wear brands such as Nautica, Ralph Lauren, Nike, Tommy Hilfiger, Adidas etc. Usually poor as fuck and waste there center link payment on weed or pingas.
Usually walk around in polo shirts or puffer jackets, baggy shorts or tracksuit pants, Nike TNs or ankther type of air force shoe and usually wear brands such as Nautica, Ralph Lauren, Nike, Tommy Hilfiger, Adidas etc. Usually poor as fuck and waste there center link payment on weed or pingas.
Eshay 1 - Oi lad i stopped some cunt out down the train station yesterday
Eshay 2 - oh nooo shit braa! Ya roll him
Eshay 1 - oh yea braa of course, i swear i was like 1 second away from shanking him
Eshay 2 - Fuck lad! If u was there i would of done it braa then went and ripped a few cones out me Gatorade bottle
'Islander walks around corner'
Eshay 1 - .....
Eshay 2 - .....
Islander walks away
Eshay 1 - Fuck cunt i was legit about to shank that dog bra
Eshay 2 - Yea braa same bro
Eshay 2 - oh nooo shit braa! Ya roll him
Eshay 1 - oh yea braa of course, i swear i was like 1 second away from shanking him
Eshay 2 - Fuck lad! If u was there i would of done it braa then went and ripped a few cones out me Gatorade bottle
'Islander walks around corner'
Eshay 1 - .....
Eshay 2 - .....
Islander walks away
Eshay 1 - Fuck cunt i was legit about to shank that dog bra
Eshay 2 - Yea braa same bro
Eshay by Oder the Ogar May 4, 2020
eshay
Australian adolescents/young adults who think that they are top shit, always buying expensive shoes and clothes with their centrelink payouts. They are always buying drugs and stealing from people to support buying drugs when their pay runs out. The last few days of the week before check day are hard for an eshay because they have already spent all their centrelink on shoes and drugs.
never engages with normal society and always hang out in groups with other eshays.
9/10 eshays smoke durries (cigarettes)
10/10 eshay smokers will smoke bumpers (discarded cigarettes on the ground in public places) if they run out of durries or weed.
never engages with normal society and always hang out in groups with other eshays.
9/10 eshays smoke durries (cigarettes)
10/10 eshay smokers will smoke bumpers (discarded cigarettes on the ground in public places) if they run out of durries or weed.
mate 1: oi brah here comes Jayson...
mate 2: fucking eshay, don't talk to him, he'll probably want to sell you drugs
mate 2: fucking eshay, don't talk to him, he'll probably want to sell you drugs
eshay by DefineThisNigga September 2, 2017
Extended Essay
A sick lengthy essay developed by someone who thought that making high school children write a 4000 word college level essay would be funny. The inventor of such an essay is compared to those such as Joseph Stalin, for the reason for creation was for the "justice and equality for all those students suffering through the International Baccalaureate".
The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.
However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.
The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.
However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.
Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...
Extended Essay by Patric Hong January 12, 2009
TOK essay
An essay for the philosophy course that is a prerequisite for the IB program. Dealing with topics that have no answer, the student must complete this impossible task if they want to receive the all hailed by students and ignored by college prise of the IB diploma.
Below is the basic structure of a TOK essay:
"This is my opinion. This is why it's believable. OH WAIT this is why it could be wrong, so there are two opinions now. K, so now that that's done- OH WAIT here's another opinion for no real reason other then word count! Now I'm going to question the question, to seem smart. WHAT IS TRUTH? And add a quote in here, Friend says "What is not true???" And now I have to conclude that I'm wishywashy in my arguments, and in and ending statement: FUCK.T.O.K."
"This is my opinion. This is why it's believable. OH WAIT this is why it could be wrong, so there are two opinions now. K, so now that that's done- OH WAIT here's another opinion for no real reason other then word count! Now I'm going to question the question, to seem smart. WHAT IS TRUTH? And add a quote in here, Friend says "What is not true???" And now I have to conclude that I'm wishywashy in my arguments, and in and ending statement: FUCK.T.O.K."
TOK essay by Sarah theConfused October 14, 2009
Ehsas
He got that E rated sauce that you know he supplyin to Popeyes. Definitely a smartass who is better than you at everything, and might even steal yo gurl.
Ehsas by Your daddy lol get a life June 15, 2018
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Ehsan is a funny and outgoing person who loves to joke around. But sometimes they can be very sensitive. Though this doesn't mean they won't care for you and stand by your side. They have amazing dark-colored hair and a smile that brightens up the room. Ehsan is and introvert and extrovert. He is loved by many people and has several friends.
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