ehway 

plays video games all day and cyber bullies other players. also is slightly racist towards his friends and can’t pronounce “isabel” correctly. but, he can tell some pretty funny jokes and can hold a very interesting 10 hour phone call. discord group chats can get quite interesting with an Ehway in it. overall a great friend to have

“Wanna play Fortnite with me and Ehway?”

“But he’s really bad”

“So are we, but he’s super cool to play with”

“Okay!”

ehway by notparaphrase June 9, 2018

ehway 

A sexy asian that is from Thailand

Ehway whatch uhh doin?

ehway by Døh May 20, 2018

John Elway

In 1492 John Elway descended from Valhalla and discovered Colorado. He immediately started bottling his piss( also known a Coors original) and shitting out ford dealerships. John was a humble deity so he let other teams win until his final two years in the NFL. he did this by taking 500 vallume and drinking 300 beers before every game, any less and the Denver broncos would win games by 6000 points. Then in 1998,99 he cut the dose in half, this is why he single handily destroyed the packers and falcons. John Elway now resides on top of Pikes Peak controlling the outcome of all sporting events….. the browns will never win a super bowl.

i almost found god but i found John Elway insted

John Elway by wrastlor December 29, 2010

Elway Cross 

A cross or plus shaped bruise inflicted when the nose of a football contacts the flesh at velocities Elway routinely attained.

You fuckin rocketed that thing. I think it left an Elway cross.

Elway Cross by The Darkness June 15, 2006

John Elway

2 minute drill, audible at the line of scrimmage (fooling the defense). Dont get caught offsides ;)

When your having sex "switch hit" and put it in her ass. She either rolls with it, or you have a problem on your hands. Execute it with the precision of the great John Elway.

John Elway by J ROG809 October 4, 2010

John Elway

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2

He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.

John Elway by Your mom March 27, 2005

John Elway

The greatest football quarter-back of all time. Lead the Broncos to 2 back to back Super Bowl wins.

John Elway is the greatest

John Elway by Bob February 16, 2004