Egonga

To be wacky, zany or insane in your humour.

"I like to decapitate carrots with a breadstick!"
"Man, you're Egonga!"

by Rorije April 25, 2004

Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musks real name

did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro

by anargflarg February 24, 2018

Elongated Muskrat

Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.

“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”

by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018

egonanism

A contraction of ego and onanism. The act of self gratifying one's ego.

David reposted his old poetry and then posted about his reposting it. He's just indulging in egonanism.

by Angatkuq March 12, 2011

Elongated Giraffe

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)

Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!

by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010

Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long

Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis

by The Djb21 November 15, 2013

Egogasm

The rush of elation and pride that fills an egomaniac that has received verification of his or her superiority. It usually results in them turning into an attention whore by spewing their "see how awesome I am" load in arm-breaking pats on their own backs.

The boss had an egogasm today when he emailed the staff to tell us that his name appeared in the top ten search results in Google.

by seannerd September 9, 2010