Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard.
Tanya: Gross!
Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?
Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!
Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!
Tanya: I thought we were playing a
game...
Ben: Is that what love is to you, A
GAME!!??
Tanya: I didn'
t mean---
Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my
heart girlfriend, is this about your old
flame Steve again?
Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve'
s elongated, fat penis, huh?
Ben: He didn't even like sausages.
Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!
Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him.
Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.
Tanya: He wasn't---
Ben:
Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about
food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!
Tanya: WHAT??
Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!
Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with
homosexual references, so I'd one up you!
Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!
Tanya: I'm
sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.
Ben: I'm
sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.
Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.
Ben:
Sorry sweetie.
Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!
Tanya: Yeah baby!
*couple walks off hand in hand*
