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coach eggert 

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses
coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too
coach eggert by sean the indian November 28, 2012

Egghurts 

Suck your mum
Egghurts shea
Egghurts by Sheaduck November 5, 2020

egghurts 

If you see the comment that says egg hurts

It means

Suck ...Your

Mum
Egghurts smithy
egghurts by egghurts November 5, 2020

egghurts 

If you see the comment that says egghurts

It means

Suck your.....
......
......
Mum
Go egghurts Timmy

Smithy you can go egghurts
egghurts by egghurts November 7, 2020

Mr. eggburt

Mr. Eggburt is the man you find at the end of time in an empty white room who tells you you have no purpose, no friends and no life.
"It's ok. They're not real. Neither are you or your dreams", said Mr. Eggburt
Mr. eggburt by Hyper Demented September 29, 2021
Derogatory: a slur used against bald people who jaywalk
Yeah, man, I hit a stupid eggert while they were jaywalking and now I have to repair my car
Eggert by Cumdumpster Jones June 29, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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