Eggurt

A boy I want to give head too extremely badly

You see Dylan over there, he’s such an eggurt

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coach eggert

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses

coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too

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Egghurts shea

Egghurts by Sheaduck November 5, 2020

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If you see the comment that says egg hurts

It means

Suck ...Your

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Egghurts smithy

egghurts by egghurts November 5, 2020

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If you see the comment that says egghurts

It means

Suck your.....
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Go egghurts Timmy

Smithy you can go egghurts

egghurts by egghurts November 7, 2020

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Mr. Eggburt is the man you find at the end of time in an empty white room who tells you you have no purpose, no friends and no life.

"It's ok. They're not real. Neither are you or your dreams", said Mr. Eggburt

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Derogatory: a slur used against bald people who jaywalk

Yeah, man, I hit a stupid eggert while they were jaywalking and now I have to repair my car

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