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coach eggert 

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses
coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too
coach eggert by sean the indian November 28, 2012

Egghurts 

Egghurts shea
Egghurts by Sheaduck November 5, 2020

egghurts 

If you see the comment that says egg hurts

It means

Suck ...Your

Mum
Egghurts smithy
egghurts by egghurts November 5, 2020

egghurts 

If you see the comment that says egghurts

It means

Suck your.....
......
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Mum
Go egghurts Timmy

Smithy you can go egghurts
egghurts by egghurts November 7, 2020

Mr. eggburt

Mr. Eggburt is the man you find at the end of time in an empty white room who tells you you have no purpose, no friends and no life.
"It's ok. They're not real. Neither are you or your dreams", said Mr. Eggburt
Mr. eggburt by Hyper Demented September 29, 2021
Derogatory: a slur used against bald people who jaywalk
Yeah, man, I hit a stupid eggert while they were jaywalking and now I have to repair my car
Eggert by Cumdumpster Jones June 29, 2022