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The most adorable fluffy kitty on the planet. Never heard his meow, though.
Look, Eggen posted a new catstagram post!
Eggen by Augusta MeGusta April 1, 2021
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Edgenuity 

Little known fact, Edgenuity is actually a salvaged concentration camp torture method that was dubbed too intense for use in WWII. The germans locked the contents up in an ancient server room with a label saying "DANGEROUS". When architects found the server room, however, because they were english they mistook dangerous in German (GEFÄHRLICH) for a roughly translated merge of the words "GOOD FOR LE CHILDREN". So, they repolished the ancient program as an education program and sold it to Edgenuity for thousands. The "long and boring" you refer to is simply a part of the torture methods of this program.
"D-Did they send you to edgenuity?" said Johnny
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.

Edgenuity 

A online learning app that if you do an assessment and your phone dies, it gives you the grade without you finishing it.
"Edgenuity sucks." "I got a 20% when I did 2 questions then my phone died."
Edgenuity by PupsterDoggerino April 13, 2020
noun. sexual slang, 1980s. The sticky mess comprising of menstrual blood ("the egg") and semen ("the nut") which results from intercourse with a girl during her period.
Aleksandra didn't think anyone would want to screw her during her "time of the month", so she was surprised when a john offered to rawdog her anyway. The dirty deed completed, the only thing left for her to do was squat over the crapper and queef the eggnut out of her pussy.
eggnut by GoulashGoose March 12, 2021

Eggnoramus 

Someone who cannot see life beyond the egg. Another way of saying it would be, "He eats eggs, he sleeps eggs, he thinks eggs, he poops eggs." The biggest eggetarian who has a voracious appetite for eggs any time of the day.
Guy 1: "Hey, did Fatty tell you he wants to go to some country in Africa just to try the popular egg delicacy there?"
Guy 2: "What an eggnoramus!"
Eggnoramus by vaultimor August 29, 2016

edgenuity 

The horrible online learning site that takes 50 fucking years because the teachers explain everything in excruciating detail and never fucking shut up.
"Do these Edgenuity lessons for homework."

"FUCKING GOD DAMN IT."
edgenuity by PLAYERLXIV May 8, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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