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Egest

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Egest - A handsome lad with loads of sex appeal, and a massive c**k. He probably supports Chelsea which is his only downfall.
Oooo that guys got loads of Egest

Damnnnnn
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Egest

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Egest - A guy with loads of sex appeal and probably has a massive c**k. He probably supports Chelsea and is defo his biggest downfall.
That guy has got loads of Egest in him
Damnnnn
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Related Words
Egest • Egestion • Hottie Egest • e-gesture(s) • Egert • egesu • Egostatistical • elest • Edgesturbating • eesti

Hottie Egest 

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This is where, when you recieve a Brownie Keck, you then fart in the opposing persons face, typically with some form of anal leakage thereafrter.
Oh boy, Dave got him to Hottie Egest, after I got that Brownie Keck from him.
Hottie Egest by Bill W April 27, 2006
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Eyesters 

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They're those gelatinous balls of crud you get in the corner of your eyes when you're tired, similar in consistency and taste to oysters.
Gwyneth broke a fingernail trying to pry the eyesters out of her eyes.
Eyesters by geodave December 17, 2014
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elesti 

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Elesti is just Celestia with the first and last letter taken off. It's a cool code name to use with your friends if your name is Celestia.
Hey Elesti, can you grab that for me?
elesti by CelestiaRiddle May 20, 2021
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taron egerton 

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One of the most lovely British actors to exist. A beautiful Welsh man who deserves more than this world has to offer.
Person: Hey did you see the new Kingsman movie?
Person 2: Yeah, that Taron Egertons a right lad.
taron egerton by Not Taron Egerton November 11, 2017
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Taron Egerton 

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His own person. Not the same person as Elton John. A marvellously talented, good-looking man who unfortunately is burdened with incredibly immature, weird fans who say awful crap about him (like treating him as though he were a fictional character, objectifying him to his face) and think it's cute. Deserves better. Rising to stardom fast.
Taron Egerton is also best known for his role as Eggsy Unwin in the "Kingsman" franchise.
Taron Egerton by La_Lala July 13, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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