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egesu is the sweetest creature in the world. a master of excellence. There is beauty in every inch of her. the name of this person is just as unique as her.the lashes of this species are usually two meters. she is the best friend you can find. I'm someone who came across this species and I love it. DLNDODJDODJLFKFLF ILY ILY ILY
egesu will pass tomorrow’s biology test with a high score
Egesu by tomybestieeeee February 8, 2020
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egesu is the sweetest creature in the world. a master of excellence. There is beauty in every inch of her. the name of this person is just as unique as her.the lashes of this species are usually two meters. she is the best friend you can find. I'm someone who came across this species and I love it. DLNDODJDODJLFKFLF ILY ILY ILY
Egesu will pass tomorrow's biology exam with a high score.
egesu by tomybestieeeee February 8, 2020
egesu is the sweetest creature in the world. a master of excellence. There is beauty in every inch of her. the name of this person is just as unique as her.the lashes of this species are usually two meters. she is the best friend you can find. I'm someone who came across this species and I love it. DLNDODJDODJLFKFLF ILY ILY ILY
Egesu will pass tomorrow's biology exam with a high score.
egesu by tomybestieeeee February 8, 2020

Eyesuswork

A synonym for “Green Apple”.
Man, I’m craving Eyesuswork
Eyesuswork by Imjustsomeguy21 May 20, 2018

egosurfers 

A collection of people who mainly enjoy egosurfing, they may also be interested in bacon, sand and herpes for typically unknown reasons
Look at those guys over there with their bacon,sand and herpes sandwiches, looking themselves up on google, what a bunch of egosurfers
egosurfers by yhvh March 4, 2008
To look for onself on the Internet. Also known as googlebate.
It's not a bad idea to egosurf the Internet periodically to see if your crazy ex-girlfriend is blogging about you to the entire world.
egosurf by damaje July 1, 2008

Egosurfing 

Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself.
After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome
Egosurfing by Mudit January 31, 2005
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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