Eyesters

They're those gelatinous balls of crud you get in the corner of your eyes when you're tired, similar in consistency and taste to oysters.

Gwyneth broke a fingernail trying to pry the eyesters out of her eyes.

by geodave December 17, 2014

eyester

ya fancy clam with tha poil inside

when ya famous, the woild is yer eyester

by h0n3ycombb July 1, 2023