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Angels are jealous of her beauty.

Every man in this world adores her.

She is the perfect human being.

A unique girl .

Any guy would be lucky to have her.

Great smile, perfect sense of humour.

If you make her laugh by imitating people she knows!

A dreamy wifey.

Overall, she is one in a million
-Oh God, i think i have fallen in love with Celeste!

-Cállate Klaus, don't be so stupid!

-She is my muse guys! You will never undestand...
elest by george_john_2727 June 2, 2020
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Angels are jealous of her beauty.

Every man in this world adores her.

She is the perfect human being.

A unique girl.

Immensely intelligent
She can have that cute-stupid attitude that makes men fall for her.

Great smile, perfect sense of humour.

A dreamy wifey.

Overall, she is one in a million
Gorgeous

Beautiful

Smart
Happy
Normally a cute version of Celeste so elest
elest by george_john_2727 May 31, 2020
Omg look she's a elest
elest by Swaggernuts September 14, 2020

Don't Wiz on the electric fence! 

An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*
"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)

Fortified Election 

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters
well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election
Fortified Election by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

electric car

Yet another marketing scam to disguise something as environmentally friendly when it really isn't.

ALL electric vehicles actually do rely on fossil fuels. The only difference being that to put fuel into an electric car you plug it into the wall instead of taking it down to the gas station!

The reality is that while an electric care is slightly more efficient than an internal combustion, it still requires fuel. Use of mains power in most countries is still predominantly fossil based. So an electric car still runs on coal, gas, oil and even nuclear power.....wow not so environmentally friendly now are we!

The unfortunate reality is that most people are too ignorant to realise that no car, not even an electric one, is actually emission free. A fact that every marketing team, for every manufacturer of electric cars will exploit in the near future and this will generate copious amounts of sales and money.
My electric car is completely emission free....NOT!
electric car by Dudecuz June 8, 2011