Edsent

Shy at first, it may take a little while to adjust to a new situation or person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to him. A cocky half-grin plastered on his face, a One-piece manga in hand, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. An Edsent is just like a mystery, he won't open up to someone unless he found his self in that person. He is very adorable when he blushes. If you’ve found yourself one, you better CUFF him while you can. He is a gorgeous human being. should always be cherished and loved. Edsent deserves the world. An Edsent can create something if he can't find it, just like this definition, that's shows how resourceful he is!

Oh! so you are Edsent! UwU

by Jay-E November 23, 2021

Man Essentials

The premier place for closet homosexual males to stare at men's underwear bulges online.

I secretly love staring at men's underwear ads when my girlfriend is away. Not only am I the Man Essentials President, I'm also their #1 client.

by GetOutOfTheCloset November 8, 2011

essential oils

What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.

Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.

Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!

Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?

Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.

Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.

Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.

by derpsderps February 12, 2019

essentialist of the essential

Essential workers that are so badass and fearless they are viewed by society as having a fucking legendary and almost mythical status. Someone who never surrenders, backs down, or calls in sick despite the danger.

JerDawg is totally the essentialist of the essential. He's so badass and fearless that even the gangsters in his neighborhood are forced to show respect!

by calling them out April 20, 2020

edmentum

The worst schooling website ever created, a glorified slideshow. Many schools subjected their students to this torture following the COVID-19 pandemic as many were forced to do remote learning. Edmentum works slide by slide, teaching students the same coursework they learned last week, and the week before that, and the week before that.

Student 1: God damn I hate edmentum. It's the same shit over and over again
Student 2: Maybe if they had a budget higher than $5 it would be better.

by Russlol November 3, 2021

Essential employee

A person that wants to stay at home in quarantine due to COVID-19 but can't due to the fact they cannot telecommute and there are no legal protections in place for the employee. So, she/he has to make a choice between (A) working for money with the increased risk of exposure, (B) staying at home and burning PTO until it runs out, or (C) leaving the company and having no income. Those living paycheck to paycheck (for whatever reason that may be is inconsequential at this point), wind up putting themselves and their family at greater risk because they have to keep a roof over their heads, clothes on their backs, and food on the table.

John wanted to stay at home during the COVID-19 quarantine across America, but he was told he was an essential employee and could lose his job if he didn't show up for work. Having no savings, John swallowed his pride, went to work, got infected with COVID-19 by a fellow employee in the same situation, and died.

by Sausage75 March 24, 2020

Essential

Necessary; vital; of the utmost importance

Water is essential for life.

by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004