Edutarded 

Being "edutarded" is when youre taught something retarded, ie flattardia theory, young earth, fake space, chemtrails etc...

Every social media conspirtardary theorist has been edutarded by YouTube videos, blogs and memes

Edutarded by Flat.Turd July 29, 2020

Edwarded 

When someone comes on your face and throws glitter all over it before you can wipe it off.

AKA: Rannefeld Glitter Bomb

You just got Edwarded!

Edwarded by Zoey's Daddy March 7, 2011

eggtarded

when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches

Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro

eggtarded by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020

eTarded 

The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.

"Man, I shouldn't have partied so hard last night.. I feel so eTarded."

eTarded by Mia Pia March 30, 2007

etarded 

Etarded is what your are the day after you do E (MDMA). YOu tend to get light headed, and your brain feels very spend.

I was rolling so hard yesterday. Now im so etarded.

etarded by Im etarded right now August 1, 2004

emotarded 

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly

Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded

emotarded by Artthetrumpetman January 26, 2007

Emptarded 

Lacking empathy to the extent of emotional retardation. Unable to empathize. Showing no compassion. Make America Great Again folk.

They were believed to be emptarded for supporting Donald Trump.

Emptarded by digest this July 20, 2019