Eggsexual 

Being Eggsexual means that you are attracted to eggs. It’s kind of like people who are Bisexual who are attracted to males and females, but with eggs.

Person 1: “Hey, why are you making out with that egg?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m Eggsexual.”
Person 1: “Oh, okay.”

Eggsexual by Xyliette October 8, 2018

Eggsexual 

when the consistency of a vagina's lips is equivalent to that of a plate of scrambled eggs

I dated an eggsexual girl once...I don't eat breakfast now

Eggsexual by Team Clud May 6, 2010

Eggsexual 

Someone physically and emotionally attracted to Dr. Ivo Robotnik AKA Dr. Eggman from the Sonic the Hedgehog Series.

Person 1: "Damn, I wanna sit on Eggman's egg-shaped d*ck."
Person 2: "Dude, you have been sober for 2 months, are you actually Eggsexual or just have been drinking?"
Person 1: "The first option."

Eggsexual by Tomás Costa May 13, 2022

Eggsexual 

The Eggsexual System is a sexuality system for sexualities that can be described as "Unknown but waiting to crack open".

Person 1: Hey! What do you mean when you say that you're "eggsexual"?
Person 2: Oh! That just means I'm not sure of my sexuality, but I think I'll figure it out soon!
Person 1: Oh, that's cool! Thanks for letting me know!

Eggsexual by The Onyx System June 9, 2021

Elosexual 

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Ecosexual 

Guys who like to bang rocks and trees instead of chicks.

Roy: Why the fuck are you putting your junk in a tree?
Justin Bieber: Because I'm ecosexual. Fuck yeah!

Ecosexual by Your_Dick November 30, 2016

exosexual 

A term used to describe a person that finds aliens sexually attractive.

Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...

Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.

exosexual by FrStrat December 20, 2022