Edery

Edery is a kind guy. His dick is amazing and he has one friend and his name prolly starts with a J. They both love eachother so much.

Edery and J are so cute:)

by Monkalove65 May 21, 2019

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.

It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

by Starchylde May 15, 2016

Someone for Everyone

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.

40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

by Based Fiend March 18, 2021

edelyn

Edelyn is the name of an extraordinary being. She is ambition and very strong. She is independent and always goes for what she wants. She's kind and has a strong sense of protection. She's the most beautiful thing and is very hard working. She's intelligent and creative. She's also inventive and humble. She treats everyone equally and is insightful. She will never be "owned" and never gives up. She doesn't need anyone.

I can see fire in her eyes, thats how I know its Edelyn. She's unlike any other.

by AKT21 August 24, 2017

everyday feminism

A comedy 'feminism' site that panders to snowflake millennials who enjoy defining themselves with several labels at once to illustrate their special uniqueness. Example; Fucktard is a cisqueer demiboi multipersonality pansexual differently abled lunatic who identifies as fat. Fucktard's preferred pronouns are Bum/Bumface. Bum has a degree from the University of East Grinstead in Queer 20th Century Chanting and is funded by Bumface's weary parents while Bum writes navel gazing tripe for sites such as Everyday Feminism about Why Buying Tampons Kills TransFolx and Six Ways Why Brain Tumours Are Exclusionary To Those Who Don't Have Brains.

Frequented by transgender people and gullible, wide eyed millennials, the heavy handed admins will censor commentary by those who show potential for critical thought and a basic understanding of biology.

My friend Twinkletoes is interning at Everyday Feminism! They have written an awesome piece on How Your Diet Is Erasing And Fat Shaming Obese Folk. It's so on point!

by Bumfacemcbum February 15, 2017

Stupid is transiting everything

Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.

Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!

How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????

This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.

If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?

If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.

“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.

This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.

Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.

Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.

You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.

Astrologer:

You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 19, 2023

everyplay

a shitty community where drug addicts, pedophiles, emo teenagers who want attention and little kids unite to make weird ass gaming videos. there is the occasional normal person but most people there are just horny 8 year olds looking for a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Person 1: Have you seen that site everyplay? Its so fucking weird
Person 2: Yeah I have, ive been trying to forget about it ever since.

by Thickеn May 28, 2017