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premature eclackulation 

When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.
question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"

response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"

Premelture Echoculation 

When Chocolate melts in your hands before it gets to your mouth.
Dude, it is so hot premelture echoculation was left on my hands when I touched my candy bar.

Premature echeckulation

When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.
Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."

Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."

premature eclickulation 

the act of pressing enter or executing a mouse click before you intended
That card I played to overtrump my partner in Yahoo Spades was a case of premature eclickulation

premature-eclickulation

To prematurely click your mouse button.
Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.

In reference to: premature-ejackulation.

Premature Echoculation 

when the inside of a brownie batter donut squirts out into your hand as you are taking a bite on the other side.
I bit into that brownie and it premature echoculation all over my hand