A person or a magical machine (a translator) that translates ebonics into every day English.
This weekend I sat on the exact Bus that Rosa Parks started the civil rights movement on at Greenfield Village. When the tape played that she said "Get your sorry Klu Klux hands out m' face, my rear stays here, ain't not going to the rear of the bus no mo!" The de-ebonizer streamed it to say "I won't go to the back of the bus- the civil right movement starts...right now!"
the action of taking out one's girlfriend on her birthday and sending dirty texts consisting of licking, fucking and sucking with an ex while lying about it simultaneously
"Hey man, what's wrong?"
"My girl broke up with me."
"Really? Why?"
"Because when we went out last night I ebonied her."
"Dam man that's fucked up you got caught."
"Yeah, man, I know."
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."