This weekend I sat on the exact Bus that Rosa Parks started the civil rights movement on at Greenfield Village. When the tape played that she said "Get your sorry Klu Klux hands out m' face, my rear stays here, ain't not going to the rear of the bus no mo!" The de-ebonizer streamed it to say "I won't go to the back of the bus- the civil right movement starts...right now!"

de-ebonizer by The SWANSTER September 14, 2010

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ebontext

noun- The language used by black people and wiggers in text messages, emails, facebook, or any other type of electronic-based text input.

Black person on facebook: "my nigga b trippin on sum janx lls..thaz y i fux wit u doe"

White person on facebook: "Dude, I don't speak ebontext!"

ebontext by WWWWWhiteBoy April 7, 2010

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ebonied

the action of taking out one's girlfriend on her birthday and sending dirty texts consisting of licking, fucking and sucking with an ex while lying about it simultaneously

"Hey man, what's wrong?"
"My girl broke up with me."
"Really? Why?"
"Because when we went out last night I ebonied her."
"Dam man that's fucked up you got caught."
"Yeah, man, I know."

ebonied by Kirstalicious July 29, 2007

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