A person who thinks that he's the shit, but in reality he really is a joke and people usually try to make him feel cool because they feel bad for him.
*first impression*."wow that guy is so cool!!"

-dude that guy is straight ebab.
by The downtown boss March 22, 2017
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Someone with an Ebay account and a working credit card who bids on ebay items for others.
I really want that ring. I'll ask my ebabe to bid on it for me.

Can also be used as a verb:

Hey, buddy. Will you ebabe me today?
by Maggie Fry January 8, 2008
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when a kebab have ebola in it
I dont think you shuld eat that ebab
by Imbatguy October 24, 2014
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