eBaby

e-Ba-by (n.)

Your child that you purchased on the internet of course!

Wife: Hey hubby, you excited?
Husband: For what?
Wife: Our child Richard!
Husband: Your not pregnant, are you?
Wife: Silly! We ordered an eBaby, it's coming next week!
Husband: *facepalm*

by pig's rectum? November 30, 2010

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ebaby

A person who grew up in the information/internet age, therefore is familiar with new technology and gadgets.

With so many ebaby's born today, Bill Gates can rest easy on his piles of money.

by Sin & Jas November 7, 2008

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ebaby

a girl that independent and dont need no nigga for nothing pretty girl that will take your man and dont think she weak minded cause she will snatch you up real quick

that ebaby girl the shit oh she look like a ebaby

by Prettygirl1500 August 15, 2019

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ebay.gov

A website where you can buy illegal drugs that will make you Spiderman.

I bought an illegal drug off of eBay.gov, and now I'm Spiderman.

by Mcnuggetsast October 13, 2019

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The act of being royally fucked, either through excessive charges or unfair practices. Derived from the process of listing an item on the auction site, eBay, wherein you are required to pay a listing fee, a percentage of the final valuation, and then charged for using the eBay owned site, Paypal as a mandatory payment facility; resulting in you wishing you hadn't bothered listing the fucking item in the first place.

"I've just recieved my paycheck and I'm £200 short. I've been fucking eBayed!"

"Electronic Arts have eBayed us; they've only sold us 80% of the game, the rest is downloadable content we have to pay for..."

by Madnas August 20, 2012

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