eBaby

e-Ba-by (n.)

Your child that you purchased on the internet of course!

Wife: Hey hubby, you excited?
Husband: For what?
Wife: Our child Richard!
Husband: Your not pregnant, are you?
Wife: Silly! We ordered an eBaby, it's coming next week!
Husband: *facepalm*

by pig's rectum? November 30, 2010

ebaby

A person who grew up in the information/internet age, therefore is familiar with new technology and gadgets.

With so many ebaby's born today, Bill Gates can rest easy on his piles of money.

by Sin & Jas November 07, 2008

ebaby

a girl that independent and dont need no nigga for nothing pretty girl that will take your man and dont think she weak minded cause she will snatch you up real quick

that ebaby girl the shit oh she look like a ebaby

by Prettygirl1500 August 15, 2019