eat meat 

to eat someone out or suk a guy up
r to say to sumone when mad
kinda like piss off

Jason: Becky ur such a bytch (bitch)

Becky: Fuk u Jason, eat meat

eat meat by zprincess aka Mz.Blast August 14, 2008

Eat meat loaf 

To eat meat loaf doesn't have one definition. It can be referred to about any sexual situation in place of the real term.

That girl really likes to eat meat loaf.
I haven't eaten meat loaf in a few days.
I'll call you later; I am busy eating meat loaf.

Eat meat loaf by Bean of Doom June 28, 2011

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat? by DuBois April 7, 2006

Eat your meat 

the stuff you gotta eat before you have any pudding

"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Eat your meat by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

Eat the meat 

Term used for an act of oral sex performed on a male.

Sam was delighted to find our his girlfriend had a penis. He was finally able to eat the meat.

Eat the meat by J.oxlong April 13, 2021

eat his meat 

Also known as Kelly. Beware, she likes luring kids with her voice and pleasuring them. Her accomplice for such tasks involves pedophiliacs, portismember as well as necrophiliacs.

preteen:Hey eat his meat ate my meat!!

eat his meat by denali January 8, 2005

eat the meat off the toilet seat 

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

eat the meat off the toilet seat by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008