Definitions by Nukes.io

an actual grunge fan 

anybody who can name a grunge band besides nirvana

random dude: I'm an actual grunge fan

me: oh yeah name one grunge band-
random dude: nirva-
Me: BESIDES FREAKING NIRVANA!
random dude: <derp>

an actual grunge fan by Nukes.io March 30, 2020

Ride the Lightning

Ride the Lightning: a song by Metallica that will never be played by kidz bop

Guy 1: hearing 'Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right
There is someone else controlling me"

guy 2: nope, there is no way in a kazillion years that Kidz bop will ever cover ride the lightning song

Ride the Lightning by Nukes.io February 21, 2020

PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL 

something you say to somebody when they can't find the answer to a painfully simple problem.

gee man, I cant seem to find the answer to this math problem!
<Its 1+1>
YOU PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL!!!! THE ANSWER IS CLEARLY 3!!!!

PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

Eat your meat 

the stuff you gotta eat before you have any pudding

"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Eat your meat by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

The Moon 

let's face it: we all know the moon's a hologram

Some guy with a tin-foil hat: hey, did you know that the moon landing was fake? also, the moon's a hologram.

The Moon by Nukes.io February 15, 2020