Eat the meat

Term used for an act of oral sex performed on a male.

Sam was delighted to find our his girlfriend had a penis. He was finally able to eat the meat.

by J.oxlong April 13, 2021

Eat your meat

the stuff you gotta eat before you have any pudding

"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

eat his meat

Also known as Kelly. Beware, she likes luring kids with her voice and pleasuring them. Her accomplice for such tasks involves pedophiliacs, portismember as well as necrophiliacs.

preteen:Hey eat his meat ate my meat!!

by denali January 9, 2005

eat meat

to eat someone out or suk a guy up
r to say to sumone when mad
kinda like piss off

Jason: Becky ur such a bytch (bitch)

Becky: Fuk u Jason, eat meat

by zprincess aka Mz.Blast July 18, 2008

eat the meat off the toilet seat

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

by OjibweLdF August 1, 2008

Eat meat loaf

To eat meat loaf doesn't have one definition. It can be referred to about any sexual situation in place of the real term.

That girl really likes to eat meat loaf.
I haven't eaten meat loaf in a few days.
I'll call you later; I am busy eating meat loaf.

by Bean of Doom June 25, 2011

ThatVeganTeacher Eats Meat

Here is a scenario of what would happen if That Vegan Teacher Accidentally ate meat:

Carnist: - eating McDonalds -

ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating meat! You are hurting the ani-

Carnist: - shoves meat down ThatVeganTeacher's throat -

ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my fucking god! Nooooo, what did you do! Oh, my! - chews food - I remember that taste... That's good.... - grabs entire box of Chicken McNuggets and shoves it down her mouth - FUCK BEING VEGAN!!! I'M HAVING MEAT TONIGHT!!! - runs to McDonalds cashier and bys 500 Chicken McNuggets -

And that is what would happen when ThatVeganTeacher eats meat.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022