eastleigh 

A town full of Downers, this town has the reputation of BBK in the youthfull side of it.
The rest of the town consists of retards or downers which make up 99% of the UK's retard society.

Many of which walk around shouting obscenities for no apparent reason, whist soiling their undergarments and thus throwing these at the local underprivelidged orphanage.

"Eastleigh is a shithole"
"We're from Eastleigh, do you fink we're a bunch of Shithouses?"
"I was watching DownerTV and it mentioned Eastleigh quite some bit"
"UGHHH UGHHHH UGGGHHHH I WOZ BORNZ IN EESTLEIGH"

eastleigh by Dave Ross December 28, 2007

Eastleigh 

A town just out of southamton. most people in this town are chavs who most of witch are part of the EBK ( eastleigh boys krew ) eastleigh is allso the town where the spit fire was designed.

i live in eastleigh there fore i am a chav

Eastleigh by Gadget92 January 19, 2011

Eastleigh 

A small town in the south of England, mostly populated with charity shops, vaping shops, a really small shopping centre, aload of places that are closed down and a couple of kebab shops.

Spack No.4: Shall we go to Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: I would rather get the bus to Southampton!

Eastleigh by Jack Spank9049 August 7, 2022

Eastleigh 

Comes box-standard with vaping shops, chavs, charity shops, more chavs, shops that have been closed down for years, even more chavs, a college full of chavs, an assortment of pubs and betting shops that may come bundled with the odd crackheads, kebab shops, a non-league football club and a few more chavs.

Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children

Spack No.4: You wanna go Eastleigh?

Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?

Eastleigh by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022

Eastleigh College 

A sixth form college, located in Eastleigh, in the county of Hampshire, England. It has now been officially branded as the college playing host to the most chavs in the South. It is a technical college, and turns out many hairdressers called "Chelsea" and "Charmain". Though it does have some good people, who take computing and have silly nicknames.

Youth A: So, I'm taking Pshychology, Biology, Philosophy and History. I think I might take up Politics in my second year. And yourself?
Youth B: ....I'm at Eastleigh, innit!

Eastleigh College by Betty-Lou July 16, 2008

Eastleigh College 

A place that had shit WiFi

Eastleigh College you definitely won't get any WiFi!

Eastleigh College by CorruptDetected September 17, 2021

Eastleigh College 

A place that has no ad-blocking software on their network. Better yet: you cannot install an adblocker extension since extensions are blocked.

I have to deal with seeing online dating and Hentai-related ads because Eastleigh College are too poor to install adblocking on their network or atleast enable extensions

Eastleigh College by Jack Spank9049 October 3, 2022