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eastland 

"Eastland Grocery" A store located in Cabramatta, Australia, in which there is a dense asian population. The Vietnamese name of the store sounds extremely alike to the word "dumb cunt". Instead of using the outdated word "dumb cunt" you would refer to someone as working at Eastland Groceries.
Johnny: After 3000rpm the VTEC just flicks LA.
Normal Person: This guy must work at Eastland Groceries.
Johnny: Hey, can you buy me some food?
eastland by dohc vtec July 16, 2008
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Eastland 

Swedish last name that was changed from "Emmanuelson" during emigration to America
Person 1: Hey are your new neighbors swedish?

Person 2: Yeah they're the Eastlands
Eastland by Doublee7300 February 28, 2009

eastland texas 

A small town in Texas. Located in what's known as the big country. A place where everyone knows your business. 3/4 of the population has been to prison or safp for buying drugs, selling drugs, or failing a u.a. on probation. The best job you can hope to find here is at EBAA or Allsups on main street. Most of the people in the town are related in one way or another. It's a black hole. Most people who try to leave this town get sucked back in. Most of the residents were born and raised here. Outsiders are not easily accepted here. There is a saying here that you drive through this location you leave on probation.
Eastland texas has a corrupt legal system.
eastland texas by Christi2469 June 12, 2018

eastland mall 

A once nice mall in East Charlotte, now a GHETTO-fab armpit...The only nice part of the mall now that all the big stores except Belk and Sears have left or been turned into dicount dumps is an ice rink - Which is also the only place in the mall where you will find any white people anymore...Thats if you don't count the cops patrolling the area.
I went to Eastland Mall this Christmas for some shopping, some 5'6" 120lb punk with size 59 pants and a do-rag stabbed me in my lung with an ice-pick and stole my Carolina Panthers Ball Cap
eastland mall by Mr Ruduck July 28, 2006

eastland mall 

A mall in Harper Woods, MI(suburb NE of Detroit). Opened in the 1950's as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. It was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. The mall currently serves a large African American consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. The Mall is on the corner infamous 8 Mile Road and Kelly Road. It has one of the largest theft rates in metro Detroit due to the lower-income clientele. The residents of the ultra-welathy Grosse Pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.
Yo, we gettin somme shoes and nachos at Eastland Mall later on.
eastland mall by dermy June 19, 2007

Eastland Mall 

Eastland Mall wasn't lost due to lack of appreciation, people did love going there. It was lost because someone knew people loved going there.
Eastland Mall wasn't lost because peole didn't love it enough, as some people would try to suggest.

Eastland Mall 

The mall that died with honor, by not changing, reiventing itself, or keeping up with the rest no matter who threatened it with closure. It died as Eastland, no matter what negative attention came its way late in its life. It was the grand mall for the working people and not just the wealthy.
Eastland Mall is missed, a lot of people wouldn't think a mall would be missed.
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