Easland 

Easland is a last name reserved for the most awesome people on the face of the planet. To be an Easland means you are loyal, almost to a fault & very protective of loved ones. You are brilliant & in general, give good advice. Most Easlands find "The One" later on in life, but when you do, that person will be cherished, spoiled & loved! If you are accepted into a "circle", consider yourself fortunate, because Easlands can be really choosy when it comes to their friends.

Hey, that Easland is so good to the one he/she is with!!
I wish an Easland would fall in love with me!!

Easland by phoenix99 December 26, 2011

Earland 

The art of loosing your virginity with a quick shag behind highstreet stores, such as tesco's or for a classier bang, waitrose.

"Well kids, loosing my virginity is an interesting story. Basically, I did an Earland..."

Earland by capslock78888 January 23, 2012

eastland 

"Eastland Grocery" A store located in Cabramatta, Australia, in which there is a dense asian population. The Vietnamese name of the store sounds extremely alike to the word "dumb cunt". Instead of using the outdated word "dumb cunt" you would refer to someone as working at Eastland Groceries.

Johnny: After 3000rpm the VTEC just flicks LA.
Normal Person: This guy must work at Eastland Groceries.
Johnny: Hey, can you buy me some food?

eastland by dohc vtec July 16, 2008

eastland texas 

A small town in Texas. Located in what's known as the big country. A place where everyone knows your business. 3/4 of the population has been to prison or safp for buying drugs, selling drugs, or failing a u.a. on probation. The best job you can hope to find here is at EBAA or Allsups on main street. Most of the people in the town are related in one way or another. It's a black hole. Most people who try to leave this town get sucked back in. Most of the residents were born and raised here. Outsiders are not easily accepted here. There is a saying here that you drive through this location you leave on probation.

Eastland texas has a corrupt legal system.

eastland texas by Christi2469 June 12, 2018

eastland mall 

A once nice mall in East Charlotte, now a GHETTO-fab armpit...The only nice part of the mall now that all the big stores except Belk and Sears have left or been turned into dicount dumps is an ice rink - Which is also the only place in the mall where you will find any white people anymore...Thats if you don't count the cops patrolling the area.

I went to Eastland Mall this Christmas for some shopping, some 5'6" 120lb punk with size 59 pants and a do-rag stabbed me in my lung with an ice-pick and stole my Carolina Panthers Ball Cap

eastland mall by Mr Ruduck July 28, 2006

Eastland 

Swedish last name that was changed from "Emmanuelson" during emigration to America

Person 1: Hey are your new neighbors swedish?

Person 2: Yeah they're the Eastlands

Eastland by Doublee7300 February 28, 2009

eastland mall 

A mall in Harper Woods, MI(suburb NE of Detroit). Opened in the 1950's as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. It was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. The mall currently serves a large African American consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. The Mall is on the corner infamous 8 Mile Road and Kelly Road. It has one of the largest theft rates in metro Detroit due to the lower-income clientele. The residents of the ultra-welathy Grosse Pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.

Yo, we gettin somme shoes and nachos at Eastland Mall later on.

eastland mall by dermy June 19, 2007