earful 

–noun, plural -fuls.
1. The act of ejaculating into the ear of your sexual partner.
2. a shot of semen in the ear - used as a scolding.

Origin: Duke of Kent, Toronto, ON; October 1st, 2006

Last night, Jacky gave his woman an earful, and she freaked out. She stood up and yelled: "How am I going to explain that infection to the Dr.?"

earful by Fat Tony from t-dot October 3, 2006

Sleepy Earful

The act of depositing semen in your partner's ear cavity after they fell asleep during sex.

When I noticed she had fallen asleep while riding mybone rollercoaster I decided she needed a good dose of sleepy earful.

Sleepy Earful by SoftNgentle April 18, 2018

earpuller 

*One who pulls on the ears of the person they are fucking doggy style as to increase thrust dynamic.

*A liberal loving UD editor

*One who walks through corn fields ripping off ears of corn from the stalk.

If you want to have a good fuck you need to learn to be a good earpuller.

earpuller by Wun hung lo, way lo March 9, 2007

Earfloss 

1. noun: (in music) When the sound alternates between the left and right channels to produce a flossing effect in the ears.

This Pink Floyd song has so much earfloss going, it makes me dizzy!

Earfloss by LitGawd October 10, 2019

pau'erful 

An adjective used to describe somethign done in a manner so powerful it is as though a man who stands 7 feet tall has done the task.

Kim: Aww dis, I tried to pick up that box but it is too heavy.

Brigette (who stands 5'3") picks up the aforementioned box: This thing? Easy as pie!

Kim: Wow! You are Pau'erful!

pau'erful by classikjane January 7, 2010

Earfucked 

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick

I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard

Earfucked by bravia nova March 20, 2010

Earul 

A walrus like creature that lives under swamp muck in Africa.

Oh man, Look at that EARUL, its so ugly!!!!!!

Earul by Fleminator February 9, 2010