Eagling

To sneakily dispose of ones drinks whilst drinking with friends.

Rich can't drink for shit, he is always eagling every time he is out with the lads.

by philMc August 3, 2013

Earling

A slang way of saying the word vomiting

I mixed too much dark liquor with light liquor and I started Earling.

by Jaye_$upreme August 17, 2016

There was a young woman from Ealing

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling

by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013

Ealing

Queen of the Suburbs. Located somewhere in west London. Contains Acton (chav central), Southall ('little India'), Perivale (more commonly known as 'Perv-vale'), Greenford (home of all those people who have to take the bus to school and end up being late most days) and many more. A nice place, though.

A: You goin' Ealing?
B: Sure.

by word1 November 22, 2010

earlingus fungus

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.

"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"

by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015

Ealing

A London Borough. Also known as the London Borough of Poland due to the amount of immigrants from Poland living in this area.

Person 1: Fancy getting the Tube to th London Borough of Ealing?
Person 2: Dont you mean fancy getting the tube to the London Borough of Poland?

by Spunko December 28, 2006

Ealing

A mostly middle class west London suburb where you're either a slag, a nitty, a chav or all three. Majority of the population can be summed up as somewhat racist white private school kids, wannabe roadmen and judgemental state school kids who pretend to be richer than they are. Described as the Queen of the Suburbs because it's still elite, don't bother living anywhere else.

Person 1: "I heard she lives in Ealing"

Person 2: "Ah, that's why she smells like daddy's money"

by alnevertell March 31, 2020