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Earling
Earling by Jaye_$upreme August 17, 2016
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There was a young woman from Ealing
A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
There was a young woman from Ealing by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013
Ealing
Queen of the Suburbs. Located somewhere in west London. Contains Acton (chav central), Southall ('little India'), Perivale (more commonly known as 'Perv-vale'), Greenford (home of all those people who have to take the bus to school and end up being late most days) and many more. A nice place, though.
earlingus fungus
when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.
"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."
"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
earlingus fungus by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015
Ealing
A mostly middle class west London suburb where you're either a slag, a nitty, a chav or all three. Majority of the population can be summed up as somewhat racist white private school kids, wannabe roadmen and judgemental state school kids who pretend to be richer than they are. Described as the Queen of the Suburbs because it's still elite, don't bother living anywhere else.
Ealing by alnevertell March 31, 2020
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