EX-T 

EX-T: 1. (noun) A text message sent via a mobile phone to or from a former sexual or romantic partner.

2. (verb) The act in which one text messages a former sexual or romantic partner via a mobile phone.

"I'm getting sick of Sally ex-ting me, bro!"

"I got super drunk and sent her a stupid ex-t."

EX-T by Urielbot December 16, 2011

T-Rex ex 

This describes a former romantic partner who is loud, vicious and violent.

Susie took out a restraining order on her T-Rex ex, who tried to break into her house!

T-Rex ex by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

T(S)EX 

Originating at The University of Texas at Austin, T(S)EX is the act of having sex in a dormitory bed.

They had so much T(S)EX after they officially became boyfriend and girlfriend.

T(S)EX by Garry Mittens December 1, 2009

Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me? 

The result of when someone tells you something highly unbelievable, or just plain surprising. It can also be used elsewhere, such as when you're dissed. Basically a vulgar form of excuse me.

(while watching South Park on tv)

Ms. Garrison - "So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!”
Me - Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?

Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me? by southpark948 September 13, 2007

Ex Trap 

The act of which an ex, whether it be boyfriend or girlfriend, tries to corner you into a situation using various methods, be it "to chill" or "just to talk," to either force you or make you heavily consider getting back together with them. Usually involves sex, kissing, and/or other forms physical contact in an attempt to re-ignite old feelings and trap you.

Josh: Dude, last night my ex called me to just chill and smoke with her, so I went, and we ended up having sex... and now we're back together. Fuck.

Jake: She just pulled an Ex Trap on you, bro, and you fell for it. You dumbass.

Ex Trap by Jorhan Stahl May 17, 2011

EX-Terminator 

Is a person who tell his ex-girlfriend to have sex with him one last time and if she says yes he fucks her so hard that he messes up her vagina so bad that no one ever wants to have sex with her again

dude your an EX-Terminator

EX-Terminator by pegasaskv December 19, 2009

ex-tinguisher  

an ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend) that you know will put out in an emergency situation.

"Dude ive never been this hot to trot! im desperate!"

"Well man you might wanna consider calling up the ex-tinguisher and put that fire out know what im sayin!"

ex-tinguisher by Mr. Dietz April 29, 2009