ESPBD

The five fundamentals a women needs to focus on in order to give a satisfying blowjob.

-Eye Contact
-Saliva
-Pressure
-Balls
-Deep Throat

Dude 1: Yo bro, my girl sucks at givin head, its pissin me off.
Dude 2: Man, you gotta teach her some ESPBD!!

ESPBD by KOBE09 June 18, 2009

Espada

The Espada are main antagonists in the popular manga Bleach.

The Espada consist of 10 of the most powerful Arrancars, which are Hollows who have obtained Shinigami powers.

Their level of strength goes in order of 1, strongest, to 10, weakest.

The Espada are the main leaders of the Arrancar army and only answer to Aizen, Gin, and Tosen. The Espada in turn have command over the Arrancar army.

Omg its Espada vs Captains in bleach! O_o

Espada by Coyote Starrk January 24, 2010

Espadacise 

Disabling a legislative body for 30 days or more for personal gain.

Gee, he really espadacised the NYS Senate, didn't he!

Espadacise by Phantom Buzz July 11, 2009

espadrilles

A totally not gay way to say sneakers. In French Canada it is the popular terminology.

Darren: I'm going to the mall to pick up some espadrilles, you coming?
Scott: I just did...

espadrilles by teh_slops September 12, 2010

ESBBD 

End Stage Benjamin Button Disease (ESBBD)

Occurring in previously alpha type males, commonly high school heroes, that have since lost their ways in directions such as books, medical school, irrelevant network programs, and geriatric practices. As the name implies, ESBBD is a phenomenon where said male loses over 50% of his high school weight/muscle mass and continues to atrophy as time goes on. Said male no longer enjoys lifting, eating, or bro-ing out with his bros anymore. This disease is also connected with existential struggles, depression, and severe whippeditude with wife and in general. Soon this affected male will disappear into thin air as his mass slowly but steadily approaches nothing. It is best to pray for affected individuals as there is no known cure.

Bro1: Have you heard Chris? Josh isn't the same anymore :((
Bro2: Yea Merrit...I've noticed. He's got ESBBD. Pray for him bro.

ESBBD by Jack threeD February 27, 2019

Espada

in Spanish this word means sword. and swords are close to dicks so, Espada=Dick,

Woah did you see his Espada, it's so big xD

Espada by NastyNoobxD August 23, 2016

Espada

the last name of a great family. also meaning sword.. so anyone with that lasty name is likely to cut you if u piss the off

dont piss off an espada

Espada by melli80 June 29, 2008