ESBBD 

End Stage Benjamin Button Disease (ESBBD)

Occurring in previously alpha type males, commonly high school heroes, that have since lost their ways in directions such as books, medical school, irrelevant network programs, and geriatric practices. As the name implies, ESBBD is a phenomenon where said male loses over 50% of his high school weight/muscle mass and continues to atrophy as time goes on. Said male no longer enjoys lifting, eating, or bro-ing out with his bros anymore. This disease is also connected with existential struggles, depression, and severe whippeditude with wife and in general. Soon this affected male will disappear into thin air as his mass slowly but steadily approaches nothing. It is best to pray for affected individuals as there is no known cure.

Bro1: Have you heard Chris? Josh isn't the same anymore :((
Bro2: Yea Merrit...I've noticed. He's got ESBBD. Pray for him bro.

ESBBD by Jack threeD February 27, 2019

ESPBD

The five fundamentals a women needs to focus on in order to give a satisfying blowjob.

-Eye Contact
-Saliva
-Pressure
-Balls
-Deep Throat

Dude 1: Yo bro, my girl sucks at givin head, its pissin me off.
Dude 2: Man, you gotta teach her some ESPBD!!

ESPBD by KOBE09 June 18, 2009

EABBD 

This is an acronym for Eat A Bag of Baby Dicks.

Made popular by Animated TV Series Boondocks. It is also a higher level of EAD. The whole Bag and Baby aspect not only confuses one but it also makes a statement because the current price of a Bag of Baby Dicks has gone down with this struggling economy.

I was driving to work this morning and a car cut me off. I pulled up next to the guy, he told em to fuck off. I told him to EABBD. he looked confused, took out his phone and went to Urban Dictionary online. Found the definition, then crashed his car. he should not have been driving and using his phone. Unreal!

EABBD by PDRR October 25, 2012

efbbd 

ENORMOUS FUCKING BIG BLACK DICK

Person1: O MY FUCKING GOD ITS A EFBBD
person2: wot

efbbd by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019

esbedi 

An intelligent and beautiful girl who feels insecure about what the world may think of her. She tries her hardest not to make mistakes and is a good, well- rounded person. Her grades are excellent and sometimes dedication to her studies makes her seem as less sociable and unusual even though she tries hard to make friends and have fun. She is curious and has a deep heart, and waits for the right guy to come around so that she could have a long lasting and real relationship with him.

Esbedi

esbedi by Caca90 November 23, 2021

Ebbd 

your mentally fuckd

Hey I am for real she is Ebbd

Ebbd by Ebbd May 31, 2022