n. e•pants•i•pa’tion. 1. To free from pants, dungarees, trousers; to pull down someone’s pants against his will.
"Information becomes a distraction, diversion, a form of entertainment rather than a tool of empowerment; rather than a means of epantsipation."
-- Barack H. Obama in a speech to Hampton graduates.
“Let’s epantsipate Joe Biden in the cabinet meeting again this afternoon.”
Derivitave of pwnt, used to describe something that has reached so far beyond any comparable concept, thing, etc., that it "pwnz" them. Typically used in online (IM/IRC, etc) discussion.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).