EMOSE

A bully. Somebody who badgers and beats young kids, and smal animals. They also can be homosexual. And like when boys put their hands down the back of their pants into their butt whole.

Erica Moser:

"You are such an Emose- why did you have to put gum in my hair?"

by Kyra Brez September 28, 2007

Egoseismic

Similar to egocentric, or believing that oneself has influenced the course of a storm or waves for example, egoseismic is believing that one has influenced seismic activity.

On the YouTube show Good Mythical Morning hosted by Rhett and Link, Link jokes that their move from North Carolina to California has caused earthquakes to stop occurring in California and start happening in North Carolina. Rhett then tells him that is called being egocentric, at which point Link corrects him saying that it would be called egoseismic.

by ~Lord of the Tildes~ June 23, 2012

Elosexual

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Emole

The use of a dab pen quickly followed by hitting your juul or any nicotine in the same breath.

Yooo kitch, you tryna take some emoles?

by Molesss March 20, 2019

egoseismic

Thinking wherever one goes, earthquakes flee. As heard on Rhett and Link's daily talk show, Good Mythical Morning on March 5th.

Link: Wherever i go, earthquakes FLEE!
Rhett:I think that would acttually be ANTI-egoseismic. Put THAT in the urban dictionary.

by j2cool2012 June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

Where ever one goes, earthquakes flee or disappear.

I'm so Egoseismic - the earthquake disappeared when I got home.

by RTwo June 12, 2012

Roblox Emos

Roblox Emos are mostly the new 'copy and pastes', when you go up to them and ask them there favorite emo band they'll either say 'Ghostemane, or Mother Mother' inertially most of them know either some or nothing about the sub-culture and think wearing dark things makes them Emo. Most of the Avatars consist of grey blocky avatars with tons of different hair mashed up along with a skeleton hoodie and baggy pants. Most of the avatars aren't really that close to Emo. Most of them will only talk to other Emos or Goths they find cool and will always be rude to other styles and make in fun of others.

The Roblox Emos are the new copy & pastes,

by darkwavephantom December 23, 2020