EIF 

Acronym: Exercise in futility

"EIF" Exercise in futility

EIF by tomrice32 May 22, 2005

Eif 

Evil is fined. A traditional Slavic proverb mostly used on discord forums, pointing to the fact that people who have ussername fish or affiliated are secretly always of the lawful evil alignment

Maan! fishes of the worldbuilding discord are so sneaky! Total eif!!

Eif by Totallynotgarculhere July 9, 2017

eif öpis 

the things you just said dosen't really make sense but i'm proud you found something to talk about.

person A: oh sh*it i forgot my keys at the park.
person B: eif öpis

eif öpis by vijkd September 29, 2021

Reinforced Eiffel Tower

An Eiffel Tower which contains a second female layer. The primary purpose of the Reinforced Eiffel Tower is to give both gentlemen access to the pink, the stink & the drink at the same time. Unlike a typical Eiffel Tower, no Lazy Susan is required when participants want to change orifi.

Sean insisted we grab a second slag to form a Reinforced Eiffel Tower. He said he'd feel better if we each had our own quim, ringpiece & cock holder at all times.

Reinforced Eiffel Tower by 960xxx August 3, 2015

Ultimate Eiffel Tower 

Two Eiffel Towers being performed simultaneously. One girl lays across the other girl in an X, while the 4 guys tag team them and high five all at once, creating the 4 columns of the Eiffell tower.

Janet: Dave and Harold lets do an Eiffell tower?

Brenda: Brian and John lets do an Eiffell tower as well.

Brian, John, Harold, and Dave, simultaneously: How about Janet and Brenda lay on top of each other, while they do us, and blow us, and then we high five. Its the Ultimate Eiffel Tower!

Ultimate Eiffel Tower by Jmart25 October 27, 2010

American Eiffel Tower 

A sex position, typically for a foursome, in which two women face each other, both in doggy style position, while the males enter the females and simultaneously reach their arms forward to create a house-like structural outline.

"Damn, last night was killer! Jared and I invited Jackie and Allisa over for wine and cheese, and we got so drunk that we wound up makin' an American Eiffel Tower! Shit was lit!"

American Eiffel Tower by Bacho May 12, 2016

female Eiffel Tower 

A threesome with two girls and a guy, where one girl is siting on the guy's head, and the other girl is sitting on the guy's male parts . The girls are high-fiving over the guy to make the eiffel tower shape.

Anna and Wendy took me to a female Eiffel Tower last night! Dude, it was magical!

female Eiffel Tower by tigerish October 5, 2012