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Ebonified 

To be completed enveloped not only in the failure to grasp the basics of English, but in dress, etiquite and pretty much the basics of life.
See Ebonics for the Ebonified persons' language.
See Ghetto for the Ebonified persons' way of dress and life.
Ebonified by tash1974 June 17, 2011
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Ebonified 

To be completely enveloped not only in the failure to grasp the basics of English (YA FEEL ME?), but it can also be in dress or etiquite or in how they handle themselves!
Don't get me wrong - - this can be a good thing too if used in the right way, LOL!
Ebonified
BAD EBONIFIED: OLD DIRTY BASTARD = GHETTO
GOOD EBONFIED: MOS DEF = GHETTO FAB

See Ebonics (language) & Ghetto (either ghetto-fabulous or just plain ole ghetto)
Ebonified by tash1974 June 17, 2011

bonified 

A word used by people who don't know the proper spelling of "bona fide", like Sheila Marikar of ABC News.
"The movie made$31 million in its opening weekend and transforming "Grey's Anatomy's" Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star"
bonified by jack May 14, 2008

bonified 

1. adj. a misspelling of bona fide.

2. v. (archaic) the past participle of bonify, which means "to make good".
1. This says, "Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star." I guess that means that most movie stars are pretty bad.

2. Darth Vader is bonified by his son, Luke Skywalker.
bonified by kadatz May 18, 2010

Bonified retard 

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.
"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"
Bonified retard by TSEngineer July 11, 2009

bonified 

Slang, meaning definately, truely, or for certain.
I'm a bonified band geek, yo.
bonified by BuBbLeZ December 18, 2005

ebonification 

The modern-day raping, deconstruction, and reconstitution of our cherished idioms and expressions. For example, "Back in the good old days," has become, "Back in the day." Suggesting that there was only one day in existence prior to the present. And "I don't believe you just did that," has become "Oh, no you didn't," which is meaningless because, obviously, they have indeed.
The ebonification of the age-old expression has rendered it nonsensical.
ebonification by Artcre8or May 6, 2006
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