ebonied

the action of taking out one's girlfriend on her birthday and sending dirty texts consisting of licking, fucking and sucking with an ex while lying about it simultaneously

"Hey man, what's wrong?"
"My girl broke up with me."
"Really? Why?"
"Because when we went out last night I ebonied her."
"Dam man that's fucked up you got caught."
"Yeah, man, I know."

by Kirstalicious July 29, 2007

Ebonie

Smart, successful, go getter , top 100 woman to make in any field, classy, wife and mother material, loves family and friends, kindhearted

Ebonie is a sweet person and so down to earth ! I am glad I am friends with ebonie. My wife Ebonie take good care of me and the kids.

by Skylit December 19, 2016

Ebonie

The Thickest girl alive!!Loves her friends and always smiling.Bold and strong.Not to play with!Also Thicker Than A SniCkEr

Hey you see ebonie she’s thick hahahahahahhahaha😂

by ebonie🥶🖤 February 23, 2019

Ebonie

A bad bitch who, while iconic, will start beef. Not afraid to slap a bitch up.
Probably short.

"No wonder everyone knows about her, she's a total Ebonie"

by topshagger666 July 17, 2018

Ebonie

1. Ebonie is short for smashed crab.

She looks like an EBONIE (smashed crab).

by BigBuduBandit April 22, 2019

Ebonie

Ebonie is short for smashed crab.

She looks like an EBONIE(smashed crab).

by BigBuduBandit April 22, 2019

Ebonie

When someone tells a really shit story.

Did you hear about John’s footy trip? It was a real ebonie.

by Witty101 October 11, 2021