ebonied

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the action of taking out one's girlfriend on her birthday and sending dirty texts consisting of licking, fucking and sucking with an ex while lying about it simultaneously

"Hey man, what's wrong?"
"My girl broke up with me."
"Really? Why?"
"Because when we went out last night I ebonied her."
"Dam man that's fucked up you got caught."
"Yeah, man, I know."

ebonied by Kirstalicious July 29, 2007

Words you can keep

Ebonie

Smart, successful, go getter , top 100 woman to make in any field, classy, wife and mother material, loves family and friends, kindhearted

Ebonie is a sweet person and so down to earth ! I am glad I am friends with ebonie. My wife Ebonie take good care of me and the kids.

Ebonie by Skylit December 19, 2016

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ebonied • Ebonie

Ebonie

The Thickest girl alive!!Loves her friends and always smiling.Bold and strong.Not to play with!Also Thicker Than A SniCkEr

Hey you see ebonie she’s thick hahahahahahhahaha😂

Ebonie by ebonie🥶🖤 February 23, 2019

Ebonie

A bad bitch who, while iconic, will start beef. Not afraid to slap a bitch up.
Probably short.

"No wonder everyone knows about her, she's a total Ebonie"

Ebonie by topshagger666 July 17, 2018

Ebonie

1. Ebonie is short for smashed crab.

She looks like an EBONIE (smashed crab).

Ebonie by BigBuduBandit April 22, 2019

Ebonie

Ebonie is short for smashed crab.

She looks like an EBONIE(smashed crab).

Ebonie by BigBuduBandit April 22, 2019

Ebonie

When someone tells a really shit story.

Did you hear about John’s footy trip? It was a real ebonie.

Ebonie by Witty101 October 11, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026