Debonified 

A term invented by the citizens of Aberystwyth to describe a sensation leading to the penis becoming flacid. Normally used to get out of tricky situations with the girl, normally times where speed and appropriateness are an issue.

Thinking of an asian going "aowwwww" debonified me and I was safe from my physics teacher.

I was debonified when I saw that fat chick sauntering down the street.

When that chick put a microphone up my ass I really felt debonified.

Debonified by Deerinator and Tsanginator October 15, 2011

Depornified 

That feeling when you don't get your daily dose of pornography, and start to go mentally insane because of your lack of horniness.

Basically, when you haven't seen actual pornography for a long period of time (usually 24 to 72 hours) and you start to get upset because you haven't seen breasts or cocks, or other body parts in days.

People who have been depornified for months and/or years tend to become more mentally stable after not looking at porn for such a long period of time, and they finally end up socializing with others like a normal functioning human being.

Guy 1: My mom took away my phone, and now I've been depornified!
Guy 2: Good for you, what does that even mean??

Depornified by brian33337 October 16, 2023

devosified 

Colbert used this to describe Donald Trump's confusion about some facts. I believe it means to "dumb down".

See Colbert Donald Trump Wows at First Press Conference.

"Wait, you think 306 is larger than 365? Wow, Betsy DeVos works quick. That's called the DeVos Effect. You got DeVosified." Stephen Colbert, 2/16/2017

devosified by Dont Rump February 18, 2017

dehornified 

The reversal of one's horny state via an action or event.

He was totally dehornified when his mom walked in on him and his girlfriend making out.

dehornified by Christine Ikeda May 9, 2008

depanified 

(v.) to un-stick something from a pan

Rebecca depanified the cookies after they were baked.

depanified by depanifier September 6, 2011

Ebonified 

To be completed enveloped not only in the failure to grasp the basics of English, but in dress, etiquite and pretty much the basics of life.

See Ebonics for the Ebonified persons' language.
See Ghetto for the Ebonified persons' way of dress and life.

Ebonified by tash1974 June 17, 2011

Deoxified 

A medical condition where the brain is not receiving enough oxygen to function properly. This usually results in a memory relapse and/or break down in the ability to speak. Although not usually painful it can cause bodily harm if left untreated.

I don't know where I'm at or your name. I'm deoxified.

Deoxified by MTMuGs March 2, 2009