E.M.S.

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think about it duh.

Eat my shit!

Jamie, you can E.M.S. you red haired clown!

E.M.S. by mexican-jumping-bean November 12, 2010

Words you can keep

E.M.S.

Stands for "Eat My Shit" (NOT Emergency Medical Service). See also, "S.M.D.," which stands for "Suck My Dick". Both acronyms are useful in social siutations where you wish to make an urgent, direct point; but full expression might be inappropriate, embarrassing, or just plain bad for your health or well-being.

Hey, you over there by the casserole, E.M.S.!

E.M.S. by Visionary Philosopher April 4, 2004

Related Words

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E.M.S.

E.M.S. is an acronym which stands for "Eat My Shit." It can be used in conjunction with "Snack On My Dump" and "Lick My Chee". Both are references to consuming fecal matter.

"Hey could you help me out with this project?"
"Could you E.M.S.?"

E.M.S. by Vincent Guido February 13, 2006

E-M-S

Erratic Memory Service

E-M-S: When your memory isn't functioning well..

E-M-S by nope12334455667567 August 31, 2007

E.M.S.P.

E.M.S.P. = Early Morning Stoned Pimp

Kid Rock feat. Uncle Kracker - E.M.S.P.

E.M.S.P. by strigoi300Oxnard April 23, 2011

E.M.S.D.

1. An acronym which stands for "Eat My Short Dick." Danny the Tourettes Guy is the genius who coined the phrase while in a blind rage cleaning out the refrigerator.
2. An acronym which stands for "East Moline School District." Probably a bum fuck school because it's in bum fuck Illinois.

1. *phone rings* E.M.S.D. !! *phone rings again* AWWW, FUCK!!!

2. "Where do you go to school?" "Hillcrest Elementary" "Where the fuck is that, E.M.S.D. ?" "Yeah...." "Awwww, FUCK!!!"

E.M.S.D. by Set Abominae6 December 12, 2011

e.m.s.p

early morning stoned pimp

kid rock is the esmp of the damn nation!!!

e.m.s.p by rob May 13, 2005

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

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