E.M.S.

think about it duh.

Eat my shit!

Jamie, you can E.M.S. you red haired clown!

by mexican-jumping-bean November 12, 2010

E.M.S.

Stands for "Eat My Shit" (NOT Emergency Medical Service). See also, "S.M.D.," which stands for "Suck My Dick". Both acronyms are useful in social siutations where you wish to make an urgent, direct point; but full expression might be inappropriate, embarrassing, or just plain bad for your health or well-being.

Hey, you over there by the casserole, E.M.S.!

by Visionary Philosopher April 04, 2004

E.M.S.

E.M.S. is an acronym which stands for "Eat My Shit." It can be used in conjunction with "Snack On My Dump" and "Lick My Chee". Both are references to consuming fecal matter.

"Hey could you help me out with this project?"
"Could you E.M.S.?"

by Vincent Guido February 13, 2006