Stands for "Eat My Shit" (NOT Emergency Medical Service). See also, "S.M.D.," which stands for "Suck My Dick". Both acronyms are useful in social siutations where you wish to make an urgent, direct point; but full expression might be inappropriate, embarrassing, or just plain bad for your health or well-being.

Hey, you over there by the casserole, E.M.S.!

E.M.S. by Visionary Philosopher April 4, 2004

E.M.S.

E.M.S. is an acronym which stands for "Eat My Shit." It can be used in conjunction with "Snack On My Dump" and "Lick My Chee". Both are references to consuming fecal matter.

"Hey could you help me out with this project?"
"Could you E.M.S.?"

E.M.S. by Vincent Guido February 13, 2006

E.M.S.P.

E.M.S.P. = Early Morning Stoned Pimp

Kid Rock feat. Uncle Kracker - E.M.S.P.

E.M.S.P. by strigoi300Oxnard April 23, 2011

E.M.S.D.

1. An acronym which stands for "Eat My Short Dick." Danny the Tourettes Guy is the genius who coined the phrase while in a blind rage cleaning out the refrigerator.
2. An acronym which stands for "East Moline School District." Probably a bum fuck school because it's in bum fuck Illinois.

1. *phone rings* E.M.S.D. !! *phone rings again* AWWW, FUCK!!!

2. "Where do you go to school?" "Hillcrest Elementary" "Where the fuck is that, E.M.S.D. ?" "Yeah...." "Awwww, FUCK!!!"

E.M.S.D. by Set Abominae6 December 12, 2011

e.m.s.p

early morning stoned pimp

kid rock is the esmp of the damn nation!!!

e.m.s.p by rob May 13, 2005

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026