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One Hit Wonder who's song "Unbelieveable" was stuck in everyone's head all through the '90s. EMF stands for "Epsom Mad Funkers" according to the band, but outraged elderly women swear it stands for "-Something- Mother Fuckers."
Person 1: "Yo, I totally have EMF stuck in my head! 'You're Unbelieveable...oohh!!'" *begins to drill through skull.*
by RIP_Freddy_Mercury June 22, 2005
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Electro Magnetic Fields- the numbers that show if there is paranormal activity. For example, if the number indicates that an EMF reading is high (i.e, 8.9), it means there is a certain sure of paranormal activity
TAPS members Steve & Brian on the Sci-Fi channel most of the time get high EMF readings
by Nick12 November 23, 2006
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Epic Mega Fail - Used when someone fails so much at something that you cannot just simply call them a failure but you must call them an "epic mega failure".
Person A: m8,, i jst got an kill
Person B: Making you 1-76.
Person C: LOL, wow. EMF.
by Strelic February 21, 2010
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a pretty big gang in alot of areas!El Monte Flores!

stupid faggot wannabe"hey foo where you from!"

OG Gangster"hey puta, te voy a matar pinche culero!this is EMF panocha!"
by markhummie November 13, 2007
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An acronym for Electro-Motive Force, which is really a misconception in the world of physics, carried over many decades due to "convention". EMF was originally thought to be responsible for moving positive charge carriers through a medium, and of course, this was later found to be incorrect. Along with the fact that electrons are in fact negative charge carriers.
The EMF in a electrical circuit loop equals the product of the resistances and the respective currents through the resistances.
by TheEnglightened December 21, 2004
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Early Morning Fat.

Large erection found (usually) on men when they wake up, often at early hours.
I woke up this morning and the missus was riding my EMF.
by Baer October 01, 2004
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