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E.M.S.D. 

1. An acronym which stands for "Eat My Short Dick." Danny the Tourettes Guy is the genius who coined the phrase while in a blind rage cleaning out the refrigerator.
2. An acronym which stands for "East Moline School District." Probably a bum fuck school because it's in bum fuck Illinois.
1. *phone rings* E.M.S.D. !! *phone rings again* AWWW, FUCK!!!

2. "Where do you go to school?" "Hillcrest Elementary" "Where the fuck is that, E.M.S.D. ?" "Yeah...." "Awwww, FUCK!!!"
E.M.S.D. by Set Abominae6 December 12, 2011
Words you can keep

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
Don’t make me kill you!”
Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

M.E.R.M.E.D.S 

its an acronym of the seven dimensions of religion.

M- Material
E- Experiential
R- Ritual
M- Mythic
E- Ethical
D- Doctrinal
S- Social
An examples of...M.E.R.M.E.D.S

Material- cross or the Bible
Experiential- communion
Ritual-mass
Mythic- Book of Genesis
Ethical- moral duties
Doctrinal- Ni cine Creed
Social- Mass
M.E.R.M.E.D.S by isabell3435 September 26, 2011

P.E.M.D.A.S. 

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag. This is a mnemonic device to help students remember the order of operations (Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction) while adding swag to math. Can be used as an expression to describe someone's fresh appearance.
That kid is mad fresh, he is clearly filled with P.E.M.D.A.S.
P.E.M.D.A.S. by Caywillz July 1, 2011

P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T 

Pill Popping Dope Smoking Pussy Eating Mother Fucken Outlaw Brothers Biken Together
found on tattoos, colors, and business cards. P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T

P.E.M.D.A.S 

*swag into the club*
*spill a drank on dhat hoe*
You-awl sorry baby,P.E.M.D.A.S
Dhat hoe-its okay nigga
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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