dyslasia 

Laziness and the inability to overcome, it’s a disorder

My teenage son has dyslasia , which keeps him from doing his chores, the lack of action or movement

dyslasia by KaplanM May 29, 2021

temporal dysplasia 

A made up medical condition to describe a person who cannot feel the passing of time. Mentioned in Freeform's "Stitchers"

She has temporal dysplasia, so she doesn't know what time feels like.

temporal dysplasia by stitchmein June 9, 2016

chronic hypernasal dysplasia 

Motherfucker has scary sneezes. As loud as thunder and scary a as lighting.

*earth shattering roar*
Jesus what was that?

Just Mike sneezing.

He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia

chronic hypernasal dysplasia by SleepyDoc9000 July 2, 2017

dyslazia 

Someone who suffers from laziness
Inertia, lack of movement or action

My teenage son’s dyslazia keeps him from doing his chores. The lack of action or movement

dyslazia by KaplanM May 16, 2020

cortical dysplasia

This female inherited disease is one from birth and is a form of epilepsy. It's onset is during childhood and is defined by intractable seizures. In adulthood, it progresses to extreme sexiness and good looks. The females whom suffer from this are excellent cuddle buddies, make the greatest KD Mac n Cheese, and are well known for their moves between the sheets. In adults, a trigger for seizure like activity can be extreme humour. Their seizures can also be mistaken for a full tonic-clonic or grand mal with uncontrolled laughter. Girls with this are definitely keepers.

"I need to find a girl named taylor whom has cortical dysplasia, I've always dreamed of being with a unicorn"

"I'm really hungry. I wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some KD Mac n Cheese"

"I wish I could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia"

cortical dysplasia by j_rock123 February 20, 2017

Texting dysplasia 

Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.

Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone

Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.

You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away

Texting dysplasia by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022

Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia 

The rapid spread of ignorance of the correct rules for apostrophe usage; the widespread misuse of apostrophes, especially in plural nouns.

Walk-in's Welcome; The Miller's invited us to dinner; Washing machine's for sale are all examples of Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia.

Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia by 21st Century Renaissance Man March 21, 2012