Dyork 

A dyork is a fresh dweeeb. someone who thinks they are hot shit, but is obviously not. dyorks hardly slam chicks. A dyork will often be called out by people driving in cars in a public setting with high traffic flow. Dyorks are often fraternity bros that act tough and dont go off. You do not want to be dyoooork called.

two homies driving thru SLO....
"Oh dude, we got 3 dyorks coming up on our right." "DYYYOOOOOORRRRRKKKKSSSSS"
"nice dyork call"

Dyork by Downstairs Derek February 19, 2010

Dorkelfie 

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.

From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.

Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

a doorknob dicker 

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.

Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.

a doorknob dicker by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

You're such a dork 

A phrase you say when a person you love is doing/ saying something totally stupid, but you love it and them for it

Person A: *does something stupid*
Person B: Oh my god, you're such a dork! But, you're my dork.

You're such a dork by gooeygal December 23, 2017

dork light 

an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986

I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something

dork light by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

Dork Bumps 

The odd sensation you get when you see or hear someone that says or does something extremely awkward or embarrassing. The sensation comes on in a fashion similar to the onset of goose bumps, hence the name. Also known as retard tingles.

When we were in high school, based on a loophole, we all took chorus for credit in our senior year. The teachers were so upset that when we took advantage of this never-used loophole that they punished us by making us do group voice lessons. At the lessons, each one of us had to sing multiple notes, by ourselves, in front of the rest of the group. Watching a bunch of hockey/football players do this was as awkward as it gets. Needless to say, everyone listening got dork bumps.

Dork Bumps by blunas December 20, 2010