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Pronunciation - "Dee-John-ix"

The term coined for a made up word that is effectively created by the apparent lack of knowledge by the speaker (specifically a radio DJ). This disheartening phenomenon has a high rate of occurrence during the World's Largest Trivia Contest hosted by 90FM in Stevens Point Wisconsin.
SadDJ: "...while floating in milk, 'devarro' another square.."
TriviaPlayer1: "wait, what? Did that dude just say 'devarro' instead of devour?"
TriviaPlayer2: "yeah buddy, horrible case of djonics, I hope he does better"
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Bad DJ: "The answer to question 1 in hour 43 is A-B-B-A"
TriviaPlayer1: "Aw hell no, does this guy NOT know who ABBA is and spelled their name instead?"
TriviaPlayer2: "Yes, this is an example of inexperienced djonics, he has no idea who ABBA is.
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ConfusedDJ: "In the anals of punkadalia..."
TriviaPlayer1: "Nooope, Nope, I swear to God he meant to say 'annals' and just doesn't know how to read"
TriviaPlayer2: "Best example of djonics EVER"
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DJonics by bestgreenknight April 23, 2017
Related Words
Dyjon dyson Dylon dajon dijon Dymond Dyon dymon Dejonae dijonay
Has a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. Responsible and generous, somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Good natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in her and seeks her advice in personal problems. She can always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem. She enjoys making others happy and she never lets her own problems "get her down" for any length of time even though she does tend to worry too much at times. In close personal relationships she is usually thoughtful and considerate. However, her natural interest in others, coupled with her sympathetic reaction to problems, could draw her into emotional situations which may be difficult to get out of. She's strong in material matters, determined and stubborn. She has good business ability. She's a good worker, steady and practical, a builder who takes responsibility well. These qualities bring her a position of authority and power. She's a doer, down-to-earth, serious-minded, reliable, and self-disciplined; have good power of concentration. She's hard to convince. She loves beauty and philosophy, and she desires achievement. Creative and outgoing, she's always looking for an opportunity to show your abilities. She's looking for chances to mix with others socially. She likes to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for her is uncertainty. She's very popular yet very secluded and have few close friends that she is very open to.
Girl 1: "Girl you see Dymond over there?"

Girl 2: "Yes girl, Dymond is cool, I wish I was her..."
Dymond by DymondisAmazing January 26, 2017

dyson dip 

The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.
Herbert's just popped to the gents for a Dyson dip.
dyson dip by steveherbert December 21, 2013

Dyonisus Special 

A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where a 700ml bottle of Jack Daniels and an entire pack of Benadryl or Diphenhydramine is added to the mixture of piss, shit, boogers, blood, earwax, cum, and other stuff inside the cone.
Some hooker gave me a Dyonisus Special the other day, I'll never be the same.

Dirty Dijon 

When you are fucking a girl and you have no jizz left in the tank so you piss all over her face
Dude last night I was fuckin this chick and I had nothin left in the tank so I dirty dijoned all over her face
Dirty Dijon by Dijonhunter123 April 8, 2017
Any celebrity or cultural icon (almost always a woman) who is popular among lesbians and considered a gay icon.
Xena, Gina Gershin (Showgirls) and Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU) are all dykons.
dykon by Be-bop-a-lula June 11, 2005