Pronunciation - "Dee-John-ix"

The term coined for a made up word that is effectively created by the apparent lack of knowledge by the speaker (specifically a radio DJ). This disheartening phenomenon has a high rate of occurrence during the World's Largest Trivia Contest hosted by 90FM in Stevens Point Wisconsin.

SadDJ: "...while floating in milk, 'devarro' another square.."
TriviaPlayer1: "wait, what? Did that dude just say 'devarro' instead of devour?"
TriviaPlayer2: "yeah buddy, horrible case of djonics, I hope he does better"
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Bad DJ: "The answer to question 1 in hour 43 is A-B-B-A"
TriviaPlayer1: "Aw hell no, does this guy NOT know who ABBA is and spelled their name instead?"
TriviaPlayer2: "Yes, this is an example of inexperienced djonics, he has no idea who ABBA is.
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ConfusedDJ: "In the anals of punkadalia..."
TriviaPlayer1: "Nooope, Nope, I swear to God he meant to say 'annals' and just doesn't know how to read"
TriviaPlayer2: "Best example of djonics EVER"
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DJonics by bestgreenknight April 23, 2017

Related Words

Dyjon • dyson • Dylon • dajon • dijon • Dymond • Dyon • dymon • Dejonae • dijonay

Dymond

Has a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. Responsible and generous, somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Good natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in her and seeks her advice in personal problems. She can always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem. She enjoys making others happy and she never lets her own problems "get her down" for any length of time even though she does tend to worry too much at times. In close personal relationships she is usually thoughtful and considerate. However, her natural interest in others, coupled with her sympathetic reaction to problems, could draw her into emotional situations which may be difficult to get out of. She's strong in material matters, determined and stubborn. She has good business ability. She's a good worker, steady and practical, a builder who takes responsibility well. These qualities bring her a position of authority and power. She's a doer, down-to-earth, serious-minded, reliable, and self-disciplined; have good power of concentration. She's hard to convince. She loves beauty and philosophy, and she desires achievement. Creative and outgoing, she's always looking for an opportunity to show your abilities. She's looking for chances to mix with others socially. She likes to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for her is uncertainty. She's very popular yet very secluded and have few close friends that she is very open to.

Girl 1: "Girl you see Dymond over there?"

Girl 2: "Yes girl, Dymond is cool, I wish I was her..."

Dymond by DymondisAmazing January 26, 2017

dyson dip

The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.

Herbert's just popped to the gents for a Dyson dip.

dyson dip by steveherbert December 21, 2013

Dyonisus Special

A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where a 700ml bottle of Jack Daniels and an entire pack of Benadryl or Diphenhydramine is added to the mixture of piss, shit, boogers, blood, earwax, cum, and other stuff inside the cone.

Some hooker gave me a Dyonisus Special the other day, I'll never be the same.

Dyonisus Special by blueboiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 7, 2023

Dirty Dijon

When you are fucking a girl and you have no jizz left in the tank so you piss all over her face

Dude last night I was fuckin this chick and I had nothin left in the tank so I dirty dijoned all over her face

Dirty Dijon by Dijonhunter123 April 8, 2017

dykon

Any celebrity or cultural icon (almost always a woman) who is popular among lesbians and considered a gay icon.

Xena, Gina Gershin (Showgirls) and Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU) are all dykons.

dykon by Be-bop-a-lula June 11, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026