Dwight'd
Dwight'd by Teh Masked Wang March 5, 2005
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Dwight d esien-meower
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dwight d eisenhower
dwight d eisenhower by 707 OG March 25, 2017
The Dwight D. Eisenhower
When you, your wife/gf, and your friend go driving anywhere on I-70 (Eisenhower funded it). Your friend drives and you and your wife/gf fuck, but you cannot bust until you reach Abilene, Kansas.
Mandy and Jack Started Down I-70 at Maryland and wanted to do the Dwight D. Eisenhower the whole way there.
The Dwight D. Eisenhower by Lowvaughm March 10, 2025
Dwight Howard dip
Dwight Howard dip by geingiansdianw July 16, 2015
The Dwight Yoakam Diet
Meaning To Only Participate Dwight Yoakam Related Things
The Four Rules To Stay By On a Dwight Yoakam Diet:
1. Listening To Only Songs With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
2. Watching Only Things With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
3. Reading Only Books About/By/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
4. Eating Only Dwight Yoakam Brand Food.
The Four Rules To Stay By On a Dwight Yoakam Diet:
1. Listening To Only Songs With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
2. Watching Only Things With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
3. Reading Only Books About/By/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
4. Eating Only Dwight Yoakam Brand Food.
Ron: Kimberly has been listening to Dwight Yoakam non-stop,
it's driving me insane, but I don't know why she won't quit!!
David: Because She's Been on The Dwight Yoakam Diet!
it's driving me insane, but I don't know why she won't quit!!
David: Because She's Been on The Dwight Yoakam Diet!
The Dwight Yoakam Diet by Yoakam not Yoakum September 2, 2009
Dwight Schrute
Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)
Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.
Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.
Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.
Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.
Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.
Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.
Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009
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