Dwight'd

Dwight'd
To steal from in a sneaky manner.
Originating from the notorious thief, Dwight the Head.

Somebody dun Dwight'd all my yummy tater chips

by Teh Masked Wang March 5, 2005

Dwight d esien-meower

Cat that acts like a dog

A Dwight d esien-meower

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

dwight d eisenhower

A building in laurel Maryland that people consider a middle school but is a whole joke

Don't go to Dwight D Eisenhower MS because it is in #708 so it sweet

by 707 OG March 25, 2017

The Dwight D. Eisenhower

When you, your wife/gf, and your friend go driving anywhere on I-70 (Eisenhower funded it). Your friend drives and you and your wife/gf fuck, but you cannot bust until you reach Abilene, Kansas.

Mandy and Jack Started Down I-70 at Maryland and wanted to do the Dwight D. Eisenhower the whole way there.

by Lowvaughm March 10, 2025

Dwight Howard dip

when your balls are covered in shit and you sit on a girls nostrils, and she breathes it in.

i gave her a dwight howard dip yesterday!

by geingiansdianw July 16, 2015

The Dwight Yoakam Diet

Meaning To Only Participate Dwight Yoakam Related Things

The Four Rules To Stay By On a Dwight Yoakam Diet:

1. Listening To Only Songs With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.

2. Watching Only Things With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.

3. Reading Only Books About/By/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.

4. Eating Only Dwight Yoakam Brand Food.

Ron: Kimberly has been listening to Dwight Yoakam non-stop,
it's driving me insane, but I don't know why she won't quit!!

David: Because She's Been on The Dwight Yoakam Diet!

by Yoakam not Yoakum September 2, 2009

Dwight Schrute

Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.

by +he realist. February 4, 2009