Definitions by Lowvaughm
The Zabel
When you dress up like a 60 year old teacher and your gf/wife likes older men, but you make a gallon of coffee and spill it all over yourself to smell like someone who drinks a lot of coffee. You then fuck and you have to grunt every time she bounces on you and you also have to say out of context things while doing it. You then carry her to the bathroom and you take a shit while she gives you a blumpkin.
The Dwight D. Eisenhower
When you, your wife/gf, and your friend go driving anywhere on I-70 (Eisenhower funded it). Your friend drives and you and your wife/gf fuck, but you cannot bust until you reach Abilene, Kansas.
Mandy and Jack Started Down I-70 at Maryland and wanted to do the Dwight D. Eisenhower the whole way there.
The Dwight D. Eisenhower by Lowvaughm March 10, 2025
The Zabel
When you feel like having fun with your wife/gf, you dress like a 60 year old teacher, spill coffee on yourself, and then fuck, and you have to grunt every time she bounces on your cock.
Tucker doesn’t know
When Tucker and Macy is in the bed and you fall in love with Macey do you slide between them and fuck Macy. Then you leave sneakily before Tucker wakes up.
Tucker doesn’t know by Lowvaughm February 23, 2025
Pancakes in the morning
When you wake up and your girlfriend/wife is making pancakes, you come up to her, pull down her pants and fuck her, and right before you bust, you pull out and cum on the pancakes. Then she eats them.
Pancakes in the morning by Lowvaughm February 23, 2025