Dutch Baby

When you and your partner split the bill for the trip to the abortion clinic. (see also: 'going halfsies')

"My gurl told me she was pregnant, so we got an appointment to make a Dutch Baby at the clinic on Tuesday."

by ChodeLickMcGee May 15, 2018

dutch baby

When you stick a pop tart in a girl's vagina and fuck her in the ass until it pops out, and then make her eat said poptart.

Random Kid: Eww i hear she had a dutch baby

by traitorousroots April 14, 2010

dutch baby

The continuous licking from the anus to the clitoris (in the female) or glans (in the male.)

Kendra insisted on showering before she'd allow her lover to give her a dutch baby.

by cain batka March 18, 2007

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.

I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Dutch oven baby

When you go to give a Dutch oven but accidently shit the bed and the turds would be referred to as Dutch oven babies.

Last night i went to Dutch oven my girlfriend and instead gave her a Dutch oven baby.

by Thrashpanduh December 12, 2021

Baby Dutch Oven

The baby or toddler version of a Dutch Oven in which said toddler releases a large amount of gas inside of sealed footie pajamas to wait for the unsuspecting victim (i.e. parent or babysitter) This is typically followed up by an evil grin from the child knowing someone has fallen prey.

"Tommy needs changed, can you take care of that?" *unzip* "Oh man! Baby Dutch Oven."

by Crosshare February 5, 2010

baby dutch

cigarillo sized dutch master...hit that oohwee...or great for the poor/conservationist smokers

I got a dime of reg man, pick me up 2 baby dutches.

by stevendev"LC" September 16, 2006