the greatest town in Scotland. a place where everyone is accepted no matter how jakie they are. the home of disco deek. the birthplace of Andrew Carnegie. the town where the legendary glen (pittencrieff park) is situated. which is a beautiful, large and ancient park full of exotic green houses, masses of trees and of course, an abundance of underage drinkers. there is allot to keep you entertained in dunfermline such as the odeon, bowlplex and many,many pubs. citizens in dunfermline are more likely to be drinking cheap cider on a Sunday morning rather than attending church or doing the washing up. in dunfermline, it is completely normal to see a 12 year old hanging around one of the corner shops with a cigarette in his mouth waiting on some junkie to buy them buckfast. the average male that's living in dunfermline will be; on the dole, spend most of his time at the pub, probably selling weed and definitely smoking it, have several kids to different woman who he only sees once a month and enjoys racist jokes and perving on young woman.

guy 1: a met this guy from dunfermline on the weekend. within 5 minutes he had already told me to get a haircut and tried to sell me soap bar.

guy 2: aww a love dunfermline. picked up this braw bird from touch last weekend. she was amazing in bed and could down a pint better than me. only 17 like, but they all start young in dunfermline.

dunfermline by WaSTerrGirl<3 April 27, 2010

Dunfermline

A town that is messed up, yet still better than Cumbernauld.

Male A: "Dude I don't wanna step near Dunfermline... I'll be mugged or something..."
Male B: "Man it's there, or Cumbernauld. It's up to you!"
Male A: *Sigh* "Fine, let's go. But I'm not staying long!"

Dunfermline by Intoxication November 18, 2011

dunfobiz

Dunfobiz is a slang word for a cool kid who doesnt abide by the law and gets tooons of hoes!

yo N word yo are one Dunfobiz of a mutha fuck

dunfobiz by Brad____!!!@ January 20, 2007

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026