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Duncan
Duncan is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Duncaning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Duncan. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Duncan is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Duncan sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.
Duncan by Filesonpaper April 29, 2021
Related Words
duncsnatch • Duncstar • Dunc • dunch • Duncan • Dunce • duncan hines • duncanville • duncancampbell • dunching
Bob Duncan
Bob Duncan by M. M. M November 1, 2016
uncle duncle
uncle duncle by Dan the Man From Manchester May 6, 2018
Dunseldorf
One of the most notorious hoods in #####, housing numerous dangerous opps.
Offending a Dumbsilledorfian can put you at risk of getting blicked by a 10KG dumbbell.
Offending a Dumbsilledorfian can put you at risk of getting blicked by a 10KG dumbbell.
Person 1: Where you from?
Dumbsilledorfian: *pulls out dumbbell* YOU KNOW WE DO NOT PLAY LIKE THAT IN DUNSELDORF!
Dumbsilledorfian: *pulls out dumbbell* YOU KNOW WE DO NOT PLAY LIKE THAT IN DUNSELDORF!
Dunseldorf by Trarags November 2, 2022
Pretty dunce
When the pretty dunces are not titivating in class, they are out front walking around like divas in their tight-up miniskirts.
Pretty dunce by Tropical Rythms August 2, 2020
dunce face
The nickname of one who has the intelligence of a mount of dirt. Speech usually consists of outdated memes and stupid yet funny remarks. Has a founding to purple hair(ed) people.
Person 1: what are you doing dunce face?
dunce face: ...
person 2 : their probably spacing out again...
dunce face : *in head* Wii music
person 1 : what an idiot
dunce face: ...
person 2 : their probably spacing out again...
dunce face : *in head* Wii music
person 1 : what an idiot
dunce face by im a dunce face July 7, 2020
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