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Duncan is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Duncaning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Duncan. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Duncan is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Duncan sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.
The square root of awesome = Duncan.

The square root of Duncan = awesome.
Duncan by Filesonpaper April 29, 2021
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Bob Duncan 

Look there is Bob Duncan, get in a prayer circle.
Bob Duncan by M. M. M November 1, 2016

uncle duncle 

hey i'm busting for a shite hurry up in the bathroom i need to go see uncle duncle asap.

Dunseldorf 

One of the most notorious hoods in #####, housing numerous dangerous opps.

Offending a Dumbsilledorfian can put you at risk of getting blicked by a 10KG dumbbell.
Person 1: Where you from?
Dumbsilledorfian: *pulls out dumbbell* YOU KNOW WE DO NOT PLAY LIKE THAT IN DUNSELDORF!
Dunseldorf by Trarags November 2, 2022

Pretty dunce 

Jamaican way of referring to a bimbo, (a pretty girl who lacks intelligence).
When the pretty dunces are not titivating in class, they are out front walking around like divas in their tight-up miniskirts.
Pretty dunce by Tropical Rythms August 2, 2020

dunce face

The nickname of one who has the intelligence of a mount of dirt. Speech usually consists of outdated memes and stupid yet funny remarks. Has a founding to purple hair(ed) people.
Person 1: what are you doing dunce face?
dunce face: ...
person 2 : their probably spacing out again...
dunce face : *in head* Wii music
person 1 : what an idiot
dunce face by im a dunce face July 7, 2020
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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