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Dummus by Tÿr January 4, 2020
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Haha Dummiss 

An utterance you make when someone does something really stupid and makes a complete fool of them self, while you point and laugh at them.
Aidan: *falls on his face while rollerblading*
Me: *pointing and laughing* "HAHA DUMMISS!!!!"
Haha Dummiss by Confobbler April 6, 2023
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Slumpus dumpus 

When you take a dump and the shit is so big that it sticks out of the toilet and slumps over.
"I just took a huge shit and it was a slumpus dumpus." -John
Slumpus dumpus by Dingle cheese June 30, 2016
A short term for dumb ass. Used in the place of dumb ass when the antagonist does something really stupid
Great job dumus

Linked to: retard dumbass fucktard asstard abomination
Dumus by "The Kid" Anselmo December 17, 2015

Haha Dummiss 

An utterance you make when someone does something really stupid and makes a complete fool of them self, while you point and laugh at them.

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Lexi: *Falls off my scooter while going down a hill even after I told her not to do it*
Me: *pointing and laughing* "HAHA DUMMISS!"
Haha Dummiss by Confobbler August 2, 2023

Dummyslap 

A slap to the face, often from male to male, used sometimes to intimidate, anger, or irritate. Mostly, however, this term is for quick revenge for someone saying something dumb. At the same time, the word "dummy!" is shouted, characterizing the victim.
1: First Person: I rammed your momma last night. Second person: Dummyslaps!
2: I'll dummyslap you!
3: You dummy. *Slap*
Dummyslap by Oddy March 29, 2005
A muddy, boggy section of track or trail. Not of a watery consistency, but of a porridge or custard like consistency.
(While hiking or bush-walking)

"Ted, look out for that dumpus, I just put my foot right in it."
dumpus by karter16 January 21, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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