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To make something more confusing, less interesting, or stupider than it should be.
Our teacher sucks, she just reads the presentations and will dumify the lecture if you ask questions.

Mrs. Figgit always has to dumify science for me.
Dumify by elplankto1 August 18, 2017
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Someone that fails before even attempting a task. Not intellectually capable of undertaking basic tasks and is likely to make a fool of themselves if they do. Historically tends to have bad luck and lacks some coordination in performing most activities.

Also abbreviated as Dumy or Dum.
"He was actually the biggest Duminy"

"I can't believe he acted like a Duminy"

"If his behaviour was any less professional, I would've thought that he was a Duminy"
Duminy by The King 2.0 September 29, 2013
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Dumiyang 

A dumbass, especially an Asian one, although it can be referred to anyone.
No, I don’t actually want you to kill your self, you dumiyang.
Dumiyang by .ADHD December 19, 2018
To obfuscate and make something confusing
They will never decipher this message if I dugify it!
dugify by Zippety Khaki June 28, 2017
1. The act of making a relatively intelligent statement dumber.

2. The act of re-writing an incredibly eloquent sounding paper, before its submission, that was not written by yourself (but was written by a person you trust will perform the task at hand by the deadline), and making it sound dumber, so that your professor does not realize you did not write the entire paper yourself. You do this for three reasons: 1) you're too lazy to verbalize your intelligence on a daily basis, 2) you avoid any wild suspicion of his/hers that you did not preform the assignment yourself, and 3) you're smart enough to dumbify the already well-written sentences so that you do not increase your professors expectations for your work in the future
Me: alright i'll start on your paper tonight, you're gonna owe me big

Him: its OK, my essay was horrible so anything else is icing

Me: Does that mean I have to dumb it down that much more, because thats gonna cost extra

Him: Lol Nah I'll dumbify it myself some

dumbifying 

1. The Process of hiring dumb people to decrease the overall intelligence of the work force.
2. The process of hiring anyone from Dumbfuckistan.
Chuck hired his brother further dumbifying the work force.
dumbifying by Adam Andrewartha August 16, 2006
to increase the stupidity of oneself.
Television is a device and tool used to numb the mind and dumbify America.
dumbify by GodsaveJesus January 3, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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